Happy Halloween!

Halloween Humor

The door bell rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kid what he's dressed up like for Halloween. The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent." Then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.

The key to having it all: stop expecting it to look like what you thought it was going to look like. It's true of the Fall lines at Fashion Week, and it's true of relationships.

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