LA-- where you see more stars at restaurants than in the sky at night, either way we don't really overreact; everyone moves here if they can afford it, you party with the rich and famous and ask ‘em for their number instead of their autograph, fashion may not be started in LA (except big sunglasses, we started that), but it’s revolutionized here, and the girls can ACTUALLY dance (sorry east coast). IN N OUT does not mean we're hurrying, it just means we're hungry. MELROSE isn't a 90s tv show, it’s where we shop and if you don't know Fred Segal, you need to meet him, cuz he's the man; after the sun sets everyone goes to sunset; white guys call black friends "bros", black men call white guys "dudes", Gold is your color, it jus depends if u like powder blue or cardinal with it; the only four seasons we know is the hotel, chili isn't a temperature, its a food; there's an eastside and a westside, but at least we're not the valley ; )- people ask us if its ever cloudy, and we respond, wut is this word "cloudy" --and don't even ask me where the "shore" is, cuz i don't know, but the beach is about 5 mins from everywhere--- from gangs to girls, parties and pimpin’, friends to fun, beauty to beezy's, palisades to pasadena, compton to carson, westchester to westwood, beverly hills to brentwood, and long beach to the beach near you, WE ALL LOVE LA and there's no better place in the WORLD.